lovexoxxo:

cravings:

me whenever i drink something from a wine glass

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Lol

(Source: cravings, via crystallized-teardrops)

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

(via crystallized-teardrops)

aureat:

can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you

(Source: aureat, via forever-and-alwayss)

drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

(via fuckyeahilikechicks)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

(via alonetogetherinthetardis)

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lezobey: